Masturbate for Peace

Este Site criado com uma visão satírica da abstinência sexual, promovendo a masturbação como forma de " acabar com a guerra no Mundo"
www.masturbateforpeace.com

"Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace"

10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob

Muito Obrigado mas prefiro a Guerra !